The brokerage statements are piling up on the piano. The bank statements, if you still get them by
mail are over in that basket, unopened, and if you get them digitally, you
haven’t even opened the email informing you that they are available. Yes, I
know you say, I check my balance a couple times a day, balances are good, but
it doesn’t have enough money management mojo.
Yes, you’ll attend to your money right after you come back
from vacation. But of course, when you
get back from vacation you’ll find yourself right back in the swing of things
at work, and so it’ll have to wait until
